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I’m 100% positive and confident in my feelings when I say I don’t like cops, I don’t trust cops, I don’t think there are good cops, etc.

Please don’t try telling me I’m wrong.

khealywu:

I got food poisoning twice, 4 weeks apart. I’m basically a more sweary Gordon Ramsay.

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rnaryjune:

Dalek//Into The Dalek

DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.

This is why I say 12 is really 9. 

How to piss off a Texan 

amberguessa:

lolaglitterridge:

Oh God I love this so much, but especially:

Say the whole state sounds awful…except for Austin.

We get it — the world has a hard-on for Austin. But that still doesn’t explain why, when I’m traveling around the US and tell someone I live in ATX, they invariably respond with some riff on the above. You’ve just dismissed over 25 million people out of hand. Kind of a dick move.

Move to Austin from San Francisco or Brooklyn and then shit-talk the rest of the state.

Go home.

lolaglitterridge, your tag ^ is perfection

Austin is expensive as fuck and overrated

The burrito one is also a gem

TRUTH: Austin is expensive as fuck and overrated. Bonus: the people are just this side of pretentious. 

I love this so hard. 

Anyone else not understanding why everyone and their mother seems to be raving about The Vacationers? 

philsandifer:

skalja:

  • Favorite thing about this scene: the Doctor acknowledging his part in sending a companion mixed signals instead of blaming their response to his signals on irrational human-ness (and femaleness). Now go back and say this to Martha, Doctor, preferably with an actual “I’m sorry.”
  • Least favorite thing about this scene: fandom missing the point and continuing to insist that Clara’s a horrible shallow person who just wanted Eleven to be her boyfriend and dislikes Twelve because of that

Overture to a post. 

(Source: storybrookewinchesters)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Tips on Making Your Snail Mail Cute/Easy on the Eyes/The Cat’s Meow

'Magic in the Moonlight' was a perfect gem of a movie. 

'Calvary'. Oh my. The best movie I’ve seen all year. Hell, in the last two years. Just…phenomenal. 

estherdstanford:

Mailing this letter to new pen friend, Laurie! Really happy with how this one came together. 

i love this paper. 

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